Policies and related information

For the best experience, each policy and any related information is outlined below so you will know exactly what to expect when using this website.

Privacy policy


Like a lot of websites, Pretend Things collects analytical data. This data can include information such as web browser types, Internet Service Providers (ISPs), traffic dates and times, referring and exiting pages, and similar types of metrics. This information is used to analyze trends and to see how visitors navigate around the site. None of this information contains anything that is personally identifiable.


Cookies are small text files that are stored on your device when websites are loaded in a browser. They are widely used to “remember” you and your preferences, either for a single visit (through a “session cookie”), or for multiple repeat visits (using a “persistent cookie”). They ensure a consistent and efficient experience for visitors, and perform essential functions such as allowing users to register and remain logged in. Cookies may be set by the site that you are visiting (known as “first party cookies”), or by other websites who serve up content on that site (“third party cookies”). Pretend Things uses cookies to store information about visitor preferences, to record user-specific information about which pages users access or visit, and to customize web page content based on visitor browser types or other information a visitor sends via their browsers.


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Return policy

Third parties

Products you purchase from third parties, such as Amazon or Target, have different return policies, so please consult their policies for more detailed information. Pretend Things return policy does not apply to third parties or other websites.

Affiliate links

Some of the links on this website are affiliate links—which means if you decide to purchase something after clicking through an affiliate link, Pretend Things will earn a commission. It’s also worth noting that any companies, products, or services that are recommended on this website, are ones that we have personally experienced and feel are worth sharing. Also, if you enjoy Pretend Things and want to show your appreciation, this can be an easy way to purchase something you want, while also supporting this website.

Copyright information

Everything on this website, unless otherwise noted, is the property of Pretend Things. Feel free to use small portions of the content from this site, but please link it back to pretendthings.com. If you want to use more than a couple of paragraphs, please let us know.

All non-original content and media on this website is being used in accordance to its respective license. Any use of copyrighted content or other such media is unintentional, so if you think we are using something that we shouldn’t be, or you own the copyright to something we’re using, please contact us and we’ll be happy to remove the item in question immediately.

Additional information

While we’ve tried to cover everything, it’s possible we may have missed something, so if you have any questions or concerns, please get in touch and we’ll address them as soon as possible.