Life is a storm my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Albert Mondego, the man!
—Edmond Dantes, The Count of Monte Cristo
A good pot of pinto beans is one of my go-to comfort foods that, with the help of an Instant Pot or slow cooker, is super simple to make.
I got everything I need right here with me. I got the air in my lungs and a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen, or who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count.
—Jack Dawson, Titanic
If you find it difficult to remember the best ways to store your fresh fruits and vegetables, here are some simple guidelines and tips that may help.
What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door, I’m dressing!
Sleight-of-hand artist Jamy Ian Swiss has performed magic throughout the United States and 13 countries, as well as on numerous television specials.
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a minute ago.