What’s large, gray, and doesn’t matter?
What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?
A magician was walking down the street one day and suddenly turned into a grocery store.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it’s meteor.
What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door, I’m dressing!
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a minute ago.